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I knew who Robbie was, but I didn't
really know much about him.

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And I wasn't crazy about going on a date
with someone in the middle of a

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divorce. Based on my recent track
record, I wasn't really in any position

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criticize.

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As it turns out, he was disarmingly
adorable.

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And I was having an almost perfect
afternoon.

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until Kenna opened her big, stupid
mouth.

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So, Octavia's last date didn't go so
well, so we're counting on you to remedy

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the situation.

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Oh, wow, no pressure at all.

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Thank God.

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What happened on your last date? Oh, my
God, he totally thought she was a

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Sagittarius. He was just crazy into
zodiac signs, and I

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told him I was a Cancer.

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He just got up and left.

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What? Yeah. That is weirdly extreme.

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I mean, I happen to be Pisces, which is
the soulmate time for cancer, but you

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don't know that I'm weirdly in astrology
or anything.

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Aw, see? Looking perfect.

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Calm down, baby.

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You weren't like this when we first
started dating. Did we date? I thought

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just spent so much time together that
one day we decided to call it a

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relationship.

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God, you make me feel so special.

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That's actually very beautiful.

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You guys obviously share something very
rare.

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Yeah, man, I've known you guys forever,
and you guys have always just seemed

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like a thing.

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God.

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Despite recently having had my heart
pulled out of my chest and kicked down

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street like a soccer ball, yeah, you
guys give me hope.

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Cheers to that. You gave me some hope,
too.

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I almost...

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Immediately felt a connection to Robbie.

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I was very curious to see where this
would lead.

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Two weeks in, and so far, so good.

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Robbie is exactly what I needed.

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His energy and his sense of humor are
like no one that I've ever met.

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It makes me wonder how his wife could
have cheated on him.

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Then again, I've been cheated on twice,
and I feel like I'm pretty special too.

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Maybe this was meant to be.

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It was an amazing day.

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You've made it an amazing day. No,
you've made it an amazing day.

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I'm so happy our friends aren't here,
because we are disgusting.

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I mean, who cares?

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Nice to be happy, huh?

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I agree.

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Hi.

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Is everything okay?

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Yeah.

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My mom, she texted me. She asked if I
could help her this weekend.

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Oh. I'm happy to help, too, if you need
me.

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You're sweet.

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Uh, no, no, no. Let's just enjoy the
view and not worry about anyone

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else.

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Robbie and I decided to get a place
together. It seemed like everything was

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perfect.

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Apparently, the universe had other
plans.

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Hey, baby.

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Are you okay?

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Not exactly.

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What's going on?

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Well, I found out today that the company
is going into Chapter 11, corporate

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restructuring, which means I get
restructured out of my fucking job.

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What? I thought everything was going
great.

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Yeah, so did I, and I would have never
signed the lease for the place that I

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known this was going to happen.

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I feel like such a fucking loser.

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You're not a loser, Robbie.

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You're just going through a rough patch.

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We are going through a rough patch. I
should have never dragged you into this.

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We're way over our fucking heads.

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Robbie, it's okay.

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It's o -

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Well, thank you for agreeing to meet
with me again. Last time was just so

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fantastic. It had been a while, and I
didn't know if you were still

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Yeah, of course. I just got busy.

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You know how it is. A million texts and
emails.

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I can be a little scatterbrained
sometimes.

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I'm sure you've got a lot of clients.

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Yeah, clients.

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Okay, do you want to get out of here?

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I do.

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But I wanted to bring something up
first.

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It's going to be $4 ,000 now.

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Damn.

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Okay, $4 ,000.

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Yeah,

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I mean, that'll be a harder number to
hide from my wife, but yeah, no problem.

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You're married?

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You sound surprised. I figure most of
your clients are married.

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Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course they
are. Yeah.

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Well, after you.

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What?

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Are you serious?

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That's the best news possible.

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We don't have to move now.

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Tell your mom we're going to pay her
back with interest.

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Man.

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You know, I actually got a lead today on
a new company that might be interested

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in taking me on. So it could be sooner
than later.

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Okay, babe.

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I'll see you later tonight.

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Can I help you? Yes, I'm looking for
Octavia. Is this her house?

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Yeah, but she's not home right now.

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I'm her boyfriend. Can I help you?

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Uh... Yeah.

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I think you can.

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Um... Would you like to come in?

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Mm -hmm.

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I can't believe this is happening to me.

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It doesn't make any sense.

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This isn't just happening to you. This
is happening to both of us.

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I've suspected he's been cheating on me
for months, so I hired a private

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investigator. He's seen her at least
twice, possibly more.

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He's got a girl in every city that he
travels, but unfortunately, Octavia just

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happens to be the hometown homewrecker.

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We were honestly thinking about getting
married.

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Yeah, you should do that if you don't
mind sharing it with my husband and God

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knows who else.

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I feel so betrayed.

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Are you out of your mind? Like, why
would you even entertain doing that

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I didn't do it the first time. I thought
I was hooking up with a nice guy.

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And Robbie and I just signed this lease.

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A week later, he loses his job. I
just... I panic.

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You cannot tell him.

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You will devastate him. Especially with
everything he just went through with his

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ex. There's nothing to tell.

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I didn't go through with it.

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Wait, what?

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If you didn't go through with it, then
how did you get the money?

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I... I took out a credit line.

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At 30 % interest.

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That's the best I could do with my
credit.

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And it'll buy us some time, at least.

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I told Robbie I got it from my mom.

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Your mom is broke.

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He doesn't know that.

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Anyways, I just felt guilty for meeting
him again.

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Just go home to Robbie and pretend like
none of this happened.

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Everything's fine for now.

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I should tell him where I got the money
from, at least.

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But you're right.

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He doesn't need to know about my secret.

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I'll call you later this afternoon.

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Please do.

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What are

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we doing? What do you mean what are we
doing? We're getting even. That's what

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we're doing, Robbie.

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Once I take that fucker to court, you
and I won't ever have to worry about

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again.

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Yeah.

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yeah I like that

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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Thank you.

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Oh, fuck.

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I get that pussy when I rub it.

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There we go.

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You grab my tits. Yeah. Grab my tits.
Grab my tits. There you go.

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Mm -hmm.

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That's it.

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Mm -hmm. Touch those nipples if you can.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Mm -hmm.

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There. Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Yeah.

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That's good.

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You want to get back on top?

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I can't

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breathe.

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Oh my God.

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Mm.

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Mm.

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Oh my God. Oh my God.

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Oh my gosh.

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I'm about to stick back inside of me.

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Just arch that up so you can get right
in there.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Do it again.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God. Oh,

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my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

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my

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God.

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Oh, my God.

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What the

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fuck is going on here

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karma